Yo Gabba Gabba!

This has got to be the coolest kids show around. What is that... definitely minimalist... almost dub step beat in the background? Awesome. What my childhood needed was a strong influence of electronic music and that's no joke!

Bitch Suck my 12 Inch

NEWSFLASH:

Here is the cream of the fuckin crop when it comes to terrible and tasteless yet HILARIOUS internet fads. Enjoy.

You will never get these minutes back.





I like to laugh at this guy posing thinking it makes him awesome. Little do these boys know that "12 inch" refers to 12 inch records and not a phallic object. Sorry to burst ur bubble. You do not have a 12 inch. But they're only 14 bucks.



And that is the cream of the worst of the internet for today.

The Wikipedia Lifestyle

A thought occurred during a conversation today. I was discussing schizotypal personality disorders and the modern continuum view of psychological profiles when the subject of Wikipedia came up as I often use it as a first resource into research topics. My friend almost jokingly reminisced of a time where my friend Courtney and I used to argue about random topics to the point where one of us would say "Wikipedia!" and the argument was solved.



My friend asked me if I was still using Wikipedia and it got me thinking. Wikipedia isn't a phase or a passing fad, Wikipedia is a lifestyle characterized by the quest for certainty and understanding! Why suffer the ramifications of ignorance when the answer is a click away?

I've often told people, somewhat whimsically, "Wikipedia is the sum of human knowledge!" We are at the brink of the information age and the Neohuman's goal is not the quest for personal gain but the desire for self-improvement and knowledge! Not just for the individual but for the community, our society, our friends and family and the human race! Humans are at a point where our technological progress has put us in a unique and precarious position with both the power to realize the ultimate destiny and the power to remove our species from it entirely.

Wikipedia is a step towards the former.



P.S. I think this is my first REAL actual blog post ever!

You are a pirate!

In a follow up to a previous post -- I've located the original video and it's AMAZING lol! Batten the hatches and whatch this freaking video!

A terrible case of the humans!

Three Legged Legs has put together a cute, satirical and sociologically poignant video... I love the animation style -- Click and check it out.

"Who Knows What's Next...

We really care about the environment. No really, we do. And we hate the human species. Really, we do. We decided to get political for a minute to bring you this warning about a possible future for the planet. Heed our warning. What are you going to do about it?"

Spin.

Being a film student, I have an appreciation for great ideas. This is one of them. It's also won 35 awards at festivals worldwide...

Wake up call. For all the cat people.

Ridiculously cute.

Shoes and Magic Unicorns...

For a small change of pace, we're gonna watch two of the most amazingly annoying videos on the internet. These will be burned into your memory. Any person who surfs the internet and hasn't seen Shoes... well, they're lucky. I seriously had a dream about shoes

"this wheelchair is three hundred dollars, let's get it!"

*shudder*

Enjoy.




And who can forget Charlie the Unicorn? I was awoken at 10am and shown this video. It's pretty much burned on my retinas.

Chinese Youths Crazy for English Alphabet Tattoos...

usedwigs.com has an interesting apparent news article on Chinese youth getting non-sense word tattoos, check it out.

“The guy at the tattoo shop told me this means brave and proud warrior in English,” said beaming Beijing teenager Hao Tsang as he pointed to the letters GARF freshly inked onto his left bicep. “It’s perfect for me because I am very bold and confident, yet spiritual.”

Crackhead Pancakes...

Hey kids! Now you can make pancakes like a creackhead with these simple steps!

Bon appetite!