Today we are going to take a tour of my work.. kinda.. and by tour I mean I have pictures of me being bored while calling middle market companies and asking them about their banks after arguing with their sexually frustrated secretaries. Well.. NOT ANYMORE!! My productivity went from about 1.47 to about 0.2 in a month and thus I am banished to nightshift where I spend my miserable time calling miserable people asking them about their smoking habits and the like...
ANYWAY!! Onwards!!! Off we go then..
Ooi!! Hey there! Werk can be.. fun? No that's not right... boring. Yeah. That's the one.
What are you looking at?? HUH!? You think ur something huh!? This is me looking at you like a phr3@k. phr3@k. Stay away from my work cube. =P
This is the bathroom. A boy's gotta pee.
I wish I'd photographed the urinals... The building (like most buildings here) is ancient and thus the years of splattered urine has taken it's toll and begun eating away at the tiles. Can you say repulsive? I sure can. Repulsive. (see? told you i could.) Anyway the place smells like urine 24/7. I only hang out here to listen to music on my "washroom break" =D
I wish I'd photographed the urinals... The building (like most buildings here) is ancient and thus the years of splattered urine has taken it's toll and begun eating away at the tiles. Can you say repulsive? I sure can. Repulsive. (see? told you i could.) Anyway the place smells like urine 24/7. I only hang out here to listen to music on my "washroom break" =D
And there you have it!! The highlights of work at Contact aux Consummteur of however you spell it (French.. bah)
Until next time! Love you kids!!
Until next time! Love you kids!!
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